Lukaku song from last night Romelu Lukaku He’s our Belgian scoring genius He’s got a 24inch penis Scoring all the goals Bellend by his toes

‪Diego woah!‬ ‪Diego woah!‬ ‪He came from Uruguay,‬ ‪He made the Scousers cry‬ ‪#Mufc fans at Sunderland ‬

Sam Platts for the Hull City game. First leg in the EFL Cup semi final, comfortable 2-0 advantage going into the away leg thanks to goals from Juan Mata and Marouane Fellaini. We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum He’s Chris Smalling of MUFC!!