Lukaku song from last night Romelu Lukaku He’s our Belgian scoring genius He’s got a 24inch penis Scoring all the goals Bellend by his toes

‪Diego woah!‬ ‪Diego woah!‬ ‪He came from Uruguay,‬ ‪He made the Scousers cry‬ ‪#Mufc fans at Sunderland ‬

Sam Platts for the Hull City game. First leg in the EFL Cup semi final, comfortable 2-0 advantage going into the away leg thanks to goals from Juan Mata and Marouane Fellaini. We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum He’s Chris Smalling of MUFC!!

Man United fans away at Hull Woah Mkhitaryan Henrikh Mkhitaryan He’s our midfield Armenian

Oh Keano’s f*ckin’ magic He wears a magic hat Man United fans at Wembley vs Everton

Who Put The Ball In The Germans Net? Who Put The Ball In The Germans Net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country! It could be worse, you could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house!

Man United fans at Wembley Let’s go Fosu Mensah Let’s go Fosu Mensah Nah Nah Nah Nah

Going on up to the spirit in the sky, It’s where I’m gonna go when I die, When I die and they lay me to rest I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best!

Smalling, Smalling, Smalling, Chris Smalling of M.U.F.C., He’s big and he’s black, And he plays at the back, Chris Smalling of M.U.F.C

Ole ole Ander Herrera Ole ole ole Ola Drinks Estrella by the cask Not Spanish he is Basque

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee’ll drink a drink a drink, To Eric the King, the King, the King, He’s the leader of our football team, He’s the greatest French footballer, That the world has ever seen.